Thief in the Night.

Take note all you seven year old’s out there.
Yes you.
Especially the ones who think you are all sneaky up in here.
I’ve been finding your wrappers hidden in the pantry and crammed in the crayon box.
You left a trail of gum wrappers through the hall.
I know you have been stealing pepperoni, you forget to zip the bag.
And the half dozen string cheese wrappers?
Oh yeah, I found those too.
Just remember when your breath smells like Cheetos at 10pm,
 I know its not the new toothpaste.
And the crumbs…
Oh, the crumbs…
How they tell on you.
 Mom knows.


  1. says

    Ahh the joys of having to think about locking up the kitchen… Zack just turned 9 and has finally stopped raiding the cupboards. Ish. For now… >_< #LivingArrows

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